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A Sardar went to museum, there he broke a A Sardar went to museum, there he broke a statue. OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 yrs old statue !! Sardar:ThankGod ! Mujhe laga naya tha. Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

A sardar was driving in Delhi with his A sardar was driving in Delhi with his girlfriend.
While driving he kept his hand on her thighs.
She smiled & said-
u can go further... He drove to Chandigarh! Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and A Sardar sees a beautiful girl . He goes and kises her . The girl shouts and says what r u doing. Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college. Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" " Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

A Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet. He A Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet. He finds the egg empty he got frustrated and said."iski to .... aaj-kal murge bhi condom use karte hai...." Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

A Sardaji standing below a tube light with an A Sardaji standing below a tube light with an open mouth.......... why?....... why?........ why?......... coz Doctor said 'Aaj LIGHT hi khana' ;) Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

A man asks sardar akl badi ya bans sardar A man asks sardar akl badi ya bans sardar thought! Thought, thought thought and then reply oye khote pehle DATE OF BIRTH to bata Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

A lady goes 2 a shope & finds a sardar as A lady goes 2 a shope & finds a sardar as shopkeeper.Laddy,"sardar ji LIPTON di CHAAH haigi ?" Sardar,"mainu ta ni haigi je Tuhannu hai ta LIPAT jao. Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

A knok on door sardar: kon hai! A A knok on door
sardar: kon hai!
A person out side door: mein hun!
sardar: kamal hai
andar bhi mein hi hun.. Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

5 hi-tech sardar inventions: Waterproof towel. 5 hi-tech sardar inventions: Waterproof towel.
Solar powerd torch.
Book on how to read.
Pedal powerd wheelchair.
Umbrella with holes to see its raining or not. Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

5 great people of India: 1.Gandhi- Jo hun 5 great people of India:
1.Gandhi- Jo hun bachya nhi
2.Vajpai-Jo hun kum da nhi
3.Aishwarya-Jo apne vas di nahi.
Baki bache aapan dono, so keep in touch. Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad

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