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Yo mamma iz...
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass. your mamma is so funky, she used secret and it told on her. your mamma's drawls is so funky, roaches checkin' in but not out. your mamma is so fat, can't wear daisy dukes, wears boss hoggs. your mamma is so fat, police use her as a road block. your mamma is so fat, needs a six-piece bikini. your mamma is so old, she reads the bible and reminises. your mamma's cooking is so bad, the homeless gives it back. your mamma is so short, her feet swings on the toilet.
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Yo" Momma is...
Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!
I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children' Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad
I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children' Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:
-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
-when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
-she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
-she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
-her favorite dress is a tent
-she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
-she has to iron her pants on the driveway
-she needs a building permit for her girdle
-she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
-she puts on tampons with a bazooka
-she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
-she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
-she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out
-she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
-she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
-when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
-the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:
-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
-when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
-she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
-she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
-her favorite dress is a tent
-she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
-she has to iron her pants on the driveway
-she needs a building permit for her girdle
-she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
-she puts on tampons with a bazooka
-she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
-she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
-she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out
-she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
-she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
-when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
-the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.
Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the family tree.
Your momma so fat she broke the family tree. Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad
Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the family tree.
Your momma so fat she broke the family tree. Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad
Yo" mama"s so fat...
Yo' mama's so fat when she get's out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.
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Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat that when she stood on the electrical talking scale it said one at a time please.
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Yo Momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
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Yo" Mama Jokes
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo' Mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light', she was there to flick the switch.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed, tripped over the wire of a cordless phone, and got hit by a parked car. Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo' Mama is so old, when God said 'let there be light', she was there to flick the switch.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed, tripped over the wire of a cordless phone, and got hit by a parked car. Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah's Ark!
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Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
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Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama's like...
- Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more. - Yo mama's like a rifle...four cocks and she's loaded. - Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine...five cents a blow. - Yo mama's like Chinese food...sweet, sour, and cheap. - Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece. - Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away. - Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth. - Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy. - Yo mama's like a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit. - Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. - Yo mama's like a street lamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner. - Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day. - Yo mama's like a 747, she has a very large cockpit. - Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot. - Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off. - Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night. - Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay." - Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked. - Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball, you can fit three fingers in. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. - Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit. - Yo mama's like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port. - Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long. - Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. - Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn. - Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing. - Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all. - Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free. - Yo mama's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country. - Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail. - Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump. - Yo mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods. - Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on. - Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up. - Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away. - Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country. - Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans. - Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers. - Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country. - Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up. - Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. - Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!" - Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck. - Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet. - Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick. - Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday. - Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her. - Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package! - Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day. - Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours. - Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served. - Yo mama's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get. - Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy. - Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy... everybody pokes her. - Yo mama's like lettuce, $1 a head. - Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw. Your momma is so fat... the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs! - Yo momma is so ugly, she entered and ugly contest and one of the judges said "Sorry...No proffessionals allowed!!!" -Yo momma's so fat, when the lord said - "Let There Be Light", he had to ask her to move over! -Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, people SLOW DOWN! -Yo mama is so fat, she walked into a resturant took one look at the menu and said,"yes please!" -Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale! -Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at Sea World! -Whenever your mamma farts, she causes a continental drift! -Yo momma's so fat even if she was the last person alive, the world would still be over populated! Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad
- Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more. - Yo mama's like a rifle...four cocks and she's loaded. - Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine...five cents a blow. - Yo mama's like Chinese food...sweet, sour, and cheap. - Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece. - Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away. - Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth. - Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy. - Yo mama's like a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit. - Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. - Yo mama's like a street lamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner. - Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day. - Yo mama's like a 747, she has a very large cockpit. - Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot. - Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off. - Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night. - Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay." - Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked. - Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball, you can fit three fingers in. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. - Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit. - Yo mama's like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port. - Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long. - Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. - Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn. - Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing. - Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all. - Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free. - Yo mama's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country. - Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail. - Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump. - Yo mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods. - Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on. - Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up. - Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away. - Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country. - Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans. - Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers. - Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country. - Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up. - Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. - Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!" - Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck. - Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet. - Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick. - Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday. - Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her. - Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package! - Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day. - Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours. - Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served. - Yo mama's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get. - Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy. - Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy... everybody pokes her. - Yo mama's like lettuce, $1 a head. - Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw. Your momma is so fat... the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs! - Yo momma is so ugly, she entered and ugly contest and one of the judges said "Sorry...No proffessionals allowed!!!" -Yo momma's so fat, when the lord said - "Let There Be Light", he had to ask her to move over! -Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, people SLOW DOWN! -Yo mama is so fat, she walked into a resturant took one look at the menu and said,"yes please!" -Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale! -Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at Sea World! -Whenever your mamma farts, she causes a continental drift! -Yo momma's so fat even if she was the last person alive, the world would still be over populated! Send Free SMS To Any Mobile In INDIA or broad
Yo Momma is so fat.......
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family".
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