What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

How do insects travel when they go on holiday?

They go for a buggy ride.

What do you call a smart ant?

Eleg-ant!

What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A goat.

What do you do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup!

No sir, that''s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation.

Raj came rushing in to his Dad. Dad! he puffed, is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

That's what they say, said his Dad.

Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!

My dad once stopped a man ill-treating a donkey.

It was a case of brotherly love.

What's on television tonight?

Same as always - a vase of flowers and a bowl of fruit.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.

What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.

What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.

What has 6 eyes but can't see?
3 blind mice.

What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.

What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.

What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.