Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",

SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack them in any direction" !.

One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it.

Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker

Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike.

Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a Few yards away from the car.

Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately" .

Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators. Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically. Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked

At sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson. Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he Broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again Looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly stand.

This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I am Spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?"

Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the circle And you did not notice it!!

Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?" "Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

(actual letter)
hello

lAUGH IT OFF...... Vahe Guru. !!!

I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.

Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address Plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice.It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I m not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and havent seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens."

The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the new neighbor stopped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died."

The neighbor said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've ever had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."

Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stops in again. The new farmer says, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too."

Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What went wrong? What did you do to them?"

Well, says the new farmer, "I'm not sure whether I'm planting them too deep or too close together."