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A blonde was driving her car home one night when she suddenly
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looked at.
The repair guy noticing that she is blonde and quite dingy when she
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will cause all of the dents to pop out.
When she gets home she starts blowing into the tail pipe as hard as
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Her girlfriend says “Duh! You need to roll up the windows first!”
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"You're finished already?" he asked.
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