Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, “This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane.

Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here.” Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Sonia Gandhi said, “Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live!” She also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

Laloo Yadav said, “I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!” Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane.

The old saint said to the school boy, “There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us. I am an old man and don’t need to live any more. You take the last parachute and jump.”

The school boy said, “Don’t worry! There are still two parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, jumped off the plane with my school bag!”

An anthropologist decides to investigate the natives of a far-flung tropical island. He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the anthropologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, “What are those drums?”
The guide turned to him and said “Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop.”

Then, after some hours, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the anthropologist like a ton of bricks, and he yelled at the guide: “The Drums have stopped, what happens now?”

The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, “Bass Solo

THE MOST DAMAGING 1 LETTER WORD : I {AVOID IT}

THE MOST SATISFYING 2 LETTER WORD : WE {USE IT}

THE MOST POISNOUS 3 LETTER WORD : EGO {KILL IT}

THE MOST USED 4 LETTER WORD : LOVE {VALUE IT}

THE MOST PLEASING 5 LETTER WORD : SMILE {KEEP IT}

THE FASTEST SPREDING 6 LETTER WORD : RUMOUS {IGNORE IT}

THE MOST ENVIABLE 7 LETTER WORD : SUCCESS {ACHIEVE IT}

THE MOST NEFARIOUS 8 LETTER WORD :JELEOUSY {DISTANCE IT}

THE MOST POWERFUL 9 LETTER WORD : KNOWLEDGE {ACQUIRE IT}

THE MOST ESSENTIAL 10 LETTER WORD :CONFIDENCE {TRUST IT}